Came across these sayings on a quotes and teen driving website. It never hurts to take a little time to quietly giggle over a serious subject. Please don’t complain  to AMC, we don’t mean to offend or stereotype and certainly didn’t make these up ourselves! 🙂

• When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio.  If all the stations are rock and roll, there’s a good chance the transmission is shot. ~Larry Lujack
• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~Erma Bombeck
• Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. ~E.B. White, One Man’s Meat, 1943
• The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. ~Dorothy Parker
  
• Mother Nature is providential.  She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. ~William Galvin
• The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. ~Raymond Duncan
  
• The invention of the teenager was a mistake.  Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don’t have to pay taxes – naturally, no one wants to live any other way. ~Judith Martin
• Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.  Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. ~Author Unknown
• You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going. ~Author Unknown
• Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ~Steven Wright
• A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries